Part I I found this in the deep woods of a potted palm in my driveway. At first I didn't not recognize it but upon closer inspection I saw it for what it really was. It was the Holy Grail of Christmas, RUDOLPH'S RED NOSE! I wept. Still not positive it was his nose, I carefully wrapped it in toilet paper left from a bear (so now you know, yes a bear does that in the woods). I took to the only expert I know, my cat, and he verified it really was Rudolphs Red Nose. How cool is that!
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