Our Daily Topic: Leather Meet MOOOOO. I met her at the Orange County Fair in Costa Mesa in 2007. She was standing off in the shade when she caught my eye. I immediately licked my hand and smoothed down my cow lick and sauntered over. I asked her name and she said MOOOOO. I thought it a pretty name and told her so. She responded, MOOOOO. Yeah, I got it. Later on, we got slushies and rode the Ferris Wheel into the wild blue yonder. We were in love. It didn't last long, turned out she was a cow and I was a pig. :)